1. What is your favorite word? myriad


2. What is your least favorite word? Hot, its just not used properly anymore


3. What turns you on? Alternachicks, or blood, or eyes.


4. What turns you off? Idiocy


5. What sound do you love? The sound of a projector running


6. What sound do you hate? girls who use prepositions to end sentences.


7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, too many options to not love it


8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Stunt Driver


9. What profession would you not like to do? Grocery store clerk.


10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Hey, you made it. Have a beer, just throw the empties over there.

1. What is your favorite word? Epic


2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt


3. What turns you on? Nerdy girls, a nice ass (not too big, but a nice bubble butt), and a girl who understands sarcasim


4. What turns you off? Jealousy, insecurity, daddy issues.


5. What sound do you love? The sound of my nieces laughing, it always makes me smile.


6. What sound do you hate? My nextdoor neighbors car that needs to be blown up, the engine makes the worst high pitched squeeling sound, it sounds like he is slaughtering pigs every time he starts it up.


7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, it could be every word in the sentence and people would still understand what you mean.


8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Actor, i know it sound cliche, but they always look like they are having the most fun when they work.


9. What profession would you not like to do? the host of dirty jobs, that guy has to try out every single disgusting degrading job every week... i'd hate that


10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You stupid son of a bitch, why were you telling people i wasn't real?!

1. What is your favorite word? retarded


2. What is your least favorite word? These Celeb contractions like Spiedi, TomKat, etc.


3. What turns you on? Blondes and opaque stockings

4. What turns you off? complete stupidity


5. What sound do you love? a sexy female voice moaning


6. What sound do you hate? Bass cars, the ones that blast rap real loud and shake all around it.


7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, it has multiuses.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Actor, Singer, Director, Writer, etc. all at once. Just to cover all the bases of celebrity.


9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything on Dirty Jobs or a politician.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Feel free to have sex with any and all the women here, cause STD's and pregnancy doesn't happen here. So have fun!!!"

1. What is your favorite word? Susurrous.


2. What is your least favorite word? Fart.


3. What turns you on? Long dark curly hair, well-sculpted legs, perky natural boobs with little areolae, intelligence, and a sense of humor that includes the ability to laugh at oneself; giving and receiving pleasurable goosebumps.


4. What turns you off? Fake boobs, smoking, abject stupidity.


5. What sound do you love? The wind whispering through the trees, and waves washing against the shore.


6. What sound do you hate? My voice.


7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck!


8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Eccentric old-money billionaire.


9. What profession would you not like to do? Any that involve work.


10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "You were wrong, but you can come in anyway."

1. What is your favorite word? geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!


2. What is your least favorite word? geeeeeeeeeeeeeez!


3. What turns you on? Juicy Bootys


4. What turns you off? Super ULTRA haters


5. What sound do you love? Its a tie between Videogame music and the Sound of a girl moaning. Yeah im a nerd but whatever!


6. What sound do you hate? hearing someone say FAILED!


7. What is your favorite curse word? geeeeeeeez do i HAVE to choose one? The people at my church would HATE this question...... i choose F#$% =)


8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Id like to have my own TV SHOW!


9. What profession would you not like to do?
Bull Rider!

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome Home