So.... since we dont have a shoutbox here maybe we should have a bullshit thread where we shoot the shit

I like tacos as well especially if they are pink

Try not to be too loud.

I really need to not be allowed to have free time on my hands. Last night while trying to figure out the time machine problem I think I figured it all out.

1. Hook a 1980's toaster up to a 1970's movie projector.

2. Place three pieces of wheat bread in toaster.

3. Push bread down, turn on projector.

4. Spin the platter of the projector at 7 mph.

5. Portal opens, you get eaten by a tyrannosaurus.

PS: DO NOT spin the platter at 6 mph.

Originally Posted by TJC

I really need to not be allowed to have free time on my hands. Last night while trying to figure out the time machine problem I think I figured it all out.

1. Hook a 1980's toaster up to a 1970's movie projector.

2. Place three pieces of wheat bread in toaster.

3. Push bread down, turn on projector.

4. Spin the platter of the projector at 7 mph.

5. Portal opens, you get eaten by a tyrannosaurus.

PS: DO NOT spin the platter at 6 mph.

after experimenting with your theory on time travel, i have come to the conclusion that there are flaws... i think its 4 pieces of wheat bread... i will test later and let you know what I find...

4 pieces will send you to your doom on Neptune.

Originally Posted by TJC

4. Spin the platter of the projector at 7 mph.

PS: DO NOT spin the platter at 6 mph.

No wonder you haven't got it quite right yet. You should be measuring in RPMs, not MPH. If you're using linear speed, it will vary with the circumference of the platter.

P.S. This is not how they did it in The Time Machine.

Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda

P.S. This is not how they did it in The Time Machine.

thats fiction this is reality. I wonder if Rye bread would work?

Originally Posted by anthrox

thats fiction this is reality. I wonder if Rye bread would work?

Nah - the caraway seeds interfere with chronotron particle saturation.

To go back in time you need a space anomaly and a Stargate.

Originally Posted by golden

To go back in time you need a space anomaly and a Stargate.

Stargates are for amateurs. We're doing this big league style. And rye bread will short out the system. Upon attempting time travel tonight though I did get the toaster hooked up pretty solidly. Then I realized I forgot the bread. After deliberating whether a three foot thread of the film Ghosts of Girlfriends Past would be an acceptable replacement or not, I decided it took too much thought and went and rewatched Wolverine.

Tomorrow I will attempt to recreate a rift in space by using only a bouncy room, a piece of string, four nickels, and a hot girl. Even if this fails, I get to see a hot girl bouncing.

Originally Posted by TJC

Tomorrow I will attempt to recreate a rift in space by using only a bouncy room, a piece of string, four nickels, and a hot girl. Even if this fails, I get to see a hot girl bouncing.

Golden..I take it Misty will be the hot bouncey girl?

Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Slipknot, Mudvayne, POD, Blindside and 311 are Great Groups! =)

I couldn't get a hot girl to go inside the bouncy room with me. Fuck I fail at life!

Originally Posted by Jarian28

Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Slipknot, Mudvayne, POD, Blindside and 311 are Great Groups! =)

You need shot for putting slipknot in a category with all those other bands.

Originally Posted by Matt450

You need shot for putting slipknot in a category with all those other bands.

slipknots first 3 cds were crazy good, the last one was kinda meh...

If a guy got a footjob from a girl with toejam would he get penisjam?

Originally Posted by Matt450

You need shot for putting slipknot in a category with all those other bands.

Not a slipknot fan... Matt?

Originally Posted by anthrox

slipknots first 3 cds were crazy good, the last one was kinda meh...

I thought the new one was good ant. And Vol 3: (The Subliminal Verses) was awesome.Maybe you have to listen to it a couple more times? I kind of thought they refined there sound alot. Idk. I like it. And btw... Mudvayne is one of my faves.

Raven drinks too much Pepsi late at night.

Unless it's caffeine-free Pepsi.

Althoug I don't believe he lives a nine-to-five kind of life, so it probably doesn't matter.

Originally Posted by ravenmetal

I thought the new one was good ant. And Vol 3: (The Subliminal Verses) was awesome.Maybe you have to listen to it a couple more times? I kind of thought they refined there sound alot. Idk. I like it. And btw... Mudvayne is one of my faves.

No, I loved Vol 3, it was their 4th on "All hope is gone" that i was just disappointed in

No I like slipknot it just doesnt go in a category with POD, Linking Park, and all those other bands lol. Well it could go with Mudvayne but thats it. And I like All Hope IS Gone well a couple of the songs off it.

Originally Posted by TJC

I really need to not be allowed to have free time on my hands. Last night while trying to figure out the time machine problem I think I figured it all out.

1. Hook a 1980's toaster up to a 1970's movie projector.

2. Place three pieces of wheat bread in toaster.

3. Push bread down, turn on projector.

4. Spin the platter of the projector at 7 mph.

5. Portal opens, you get eaten by a tyrannosaurus.

PS: DO NOT spin the platter at 6 mph.

I spun the platter at 6.9 mph and next thing I know, Kelly LeBrock (1985 version) was standing in my bedroom in spandex and a tanktop...

Originally Posted by panthro

Raven drinks too much Pepsi late at night.

Maybe one can sometimes two? I think?

Originally Posted by panthro

Unless it's caffeine-free Pepsi.

Oh no...its got to have a little kick to it.

Originally Posted by anthrox

slipknots first 3 cds were crazy good, the last one was kinda meh...

lol, I didn't care for the first 3 but like the most recent one...